Event Info
Ear Muffs Karaoke: Drew Waldorf
EAR MUFFS
[eer-muhf]
Noun
1. Objects designed to cover a person's ears for pr...
9:00pm - 1:00am
Free
Event Description
EAR MUFFS
[eer-muhf]
Noun
1. Objects designed to cover a person's ears for protection against cold or loud noises.
2. A command directed towards a child so he/she will cover her ears while an adult curses.
3. A term used to describe the orgasmic clamping action of a gal's inner thighs over the ears of somebody performing oral sex.
4. One of the most fun Monday night parties in town.
NO COVER!! $6 DOUBLES!!
----FAQ----
Q: How early should I come down?
A: At freakin' doors if you want a table. By 10:00 PM if you want to sing more than one song.
Q: Who's that babe in the glasses who hosts every week?
A: It's Drew mothafuckin' Waldorf, ACT LIKE YOU KNOW!
Q: Can I bring a whole crew on stage with me?
A: We don't mind at all. See how many people you can get up there.
Q: It's getting late and I'm getting drunk, can I bribe the host to skip to my song?
A: Yes, he likes cash. Cold hard cash.
Q: Will there be babes?
A: Oh.. man... Yeah you better believe it.
Q: Will EAR MUFFS get me laid?
A: Only you can get you laid. We gave you the $6 doubles, the rest is up to you and your angelic voice.
EAR MUFFS! EAR MUFFS! EAR MUFFS! EAR MUFFS!
EVERY MONDAY!
Venue
917 Main Street
Bar / Nightclub
Capacity300
Open / Operational
In-Person Event
Mon. January 19th 2015 + Add to Calendar
The Cobalt
